What Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator puts you in charge of red and blue wobblers drawn from ancient lands, spooky places, and fantasy worlds. You line up your side, line up theirs, and let the simulation play out on the wobbliest physics system imaginable. Units stumble, flail, and topple in ways that make every battle look absurd, which is where most of the fun comes from. There are more than 100 wobblers to work with right away, covering plenty of silly roles and play styles. When those run thin, the unit creator lets you build your own and drop them straight into the fight. The game also includes Sandbox mode for messing around without pressure, Unit Possession for taking direct control of a single wobbler mid-battle, and Steam Achievements to chase.
Playing with your group
Send your wobblers to fight your friends in online multiplayer, or face strangers if your group wants fresh opponents. Because the outcome depends on physics, no two matches settle the same way, so a rematch between the same two armies rarely plays out twice. Your group can also dig into the custom content together: the unit, map, and faction Creator lets everyone build things, and the campaign and battle creator lets you set up your own encounters to share through the in-game workshop. Remote Play Together, Remote Play on Phone, and Remote Play on Tablet mean you can pull someone into a session from another device. Family Sharing is available, and controller support is partial, so check your setup before you plan a couch session.
Before you start
Expect comedy more than precision: units do not always do what you planned, and losing to a physics freakout is part of the loop. If someone in your group wants to create rather than fight, the Workshop tools cover units, maps, factions, campaigns, and battles, plus access to custom content other players have made. Online PvP is where competitive matches happen, while Sandbox mode and Campaigns cover solo play. Load in, pick your side, and see whose wobblers wobble last.