A house full of ways to get hurt
Who's Your Daddy?! puts you in a two-story home with a garden, where a clueless father has to keep his infant son alive. The baby has other plans: drinking bleach, sticking forks in electrical outlets, and generally finding the one thing in the room that can end the round. Over 67 everyday items are scattered around, and crucial items spawn in randomized spots, so the layout of danger changes every match. Expect power outlets, a nail gun, a flour jar that blinds daddy to what's happening, sinks that flood, an oven, a blender, a swimming pool, a car, a woodchipper that works on more than wood, and Fudge the dog, a rideable companion with an appetite for anything. Wacky physics ties it all together, and dynamic music and sound react to what's going on.
Playing together as a group
You can play with up to 7 friends, online or locally, and the game supports Online PvP, Online Co-Op, and Remote Play Together, so a group on Discord can split across the roles. One side plays as daddy, locking cabinets and moving dangerous objects out of reach; the other side plays as baby, working around those defenses. It's a competitive setup rather than a shared objective, so the fun comes from one team's plans colliding with the other's. Two unique characters are available with customizable skins and perks, and game modes are customizable, letting your group set the rules before starting. Controller support is included for anyone who prefers it.
Before you start
The game is in Early Access, so expect things to still be in progress. It runs on PC, Mac, and Steam OS. Rounds are short and chaotic by design: the house is packed with hazards, item locations are randomized, and the physics mean plans rarely survive contact with a moving baby. Pick your roles, agree on a mode, and settle in for a session where the goal is either flawless parenting or creative mayhem.